February 2013
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The tabloid piece is awful. I wanna die.
It’s so weird when people recognize you on the street and at work. When they ask you to sing a song. Or leave better tips. Omg
June 2012
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My audition for the voice --> vote for me →
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May 2012
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omg! Desperate Housewives final auctions!! →
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If she's not a lesbian anymore I'm gonna kill...
note: I like to rephrase myself (is that even a word?): I meant..If she isn’t going to be in a lesbian relationship anymore I will be very very very sad.
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“Oh, I don’t need sleep. I just went to my hotel and had a cold hot dog and...”
– Betty White
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“I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.”
– Kathy Griffin
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when i grow up i want to be Bree Van De Kamp
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April 2012
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“I don’t know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that...”
– Coco Chanel (via sarahpalish)
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“There were times when I thought to myself: You know what I could really use? a...”
– Sarah Palin
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quariankhajiit:
my dream is to become so kawaii that when I smile it’ll become slow mo and there will be sakura blossoms flying in the background and everything turns pink
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“Breasts don’t grow in the shade”
– Joan Rivers (via sarahpalish)
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“I prefer the word ‘homemaker’ because ‘housewife’ always...”
– Bella Abzug
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